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officialfrenchtoast:

when you’re walking and you remember that your life is a huge mess

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(via frantzofanon)

nathanael-platier:

fakedick:

lawebloca:

Butterfly Lands On Little Boy’s Face

Feed me the child

The first sacrifice

(via certified-jewish)

corporateaccount:

corporateaccount:

iowa is the only state that consists entirely of vowels

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(via oggrodonk-the-rectal-ranger)

modelbegood:

Devran Taskesen

(via anti-phony)

swiggityswee:

THE WORST THING IN THE WORLD IS WHEN SOMEONE OFFERS U CHIPS AND U REACH IN THE BAG BUT U CAN’T GET A HOLD OF A CHIP AND U START SWEATIN’ AND PEOPLE ARE STARING CUZ U CAN’T GET HOLD OF A GODDAMN CHIP AND THEN CHILDREN ARE SCREAMING AND U HEAR GUNSHOTS AND BUILDINGS START COLLAPSING BUT U STILL. CAN’T. GET. A. CHIP.

(Source: moderatelybadbitch, via pemsylvania)

sixpenceee:

dailydot:

Paging sixpenceee! There’s a horrifying miles-long stretch of Google Street View in Hannecroix, New York that’s apparently a portal to an evil watercolor dimension.

From The 10 Most Terrifying Places on Google Street View

Thanks dailydot :)

sadariaartz:

chelseawelseyknight:

agentrodgers:

voxnihilo:

agentrodgers:

childhood-antiquity:

a-sensible-pantsuit:

agentrodgers:

childhood-antiquity:

agentrodgers didn’t like how I made my sandwich.

you put jelly on one side of the bread and peanut butter on the other. that’s an abomination and at least I know how to make a proper sandwich

How else would one make a pb&j? Like do you put them on the same slice of bread? I am so confused?

She should show us how to make one since she is just SOOOOO GOOD!!!!!!

OKAY KIDS RYAN’S GONNA SHOW YOU HOW TO MAKE A PB&J SANDWICH

first you need your two slices of bread but as opposed to putting the peanut butter on one side, like some kind of animal, you’re going to put it on both

next you can slap your jelly of choice on and spread that shit it

now you can put the bread together and bag the sandwich for a meal later on

by making the sandwich like this, it stops the jelly from seeping through one side of the bread and making it all soggy when you eat it. I had to pack my lunch through the majority of school and that means having the sandwich sit in a bag for a solid 5 hours before I get to eat it and if you only put the jelly on one side, it’s going to bleed through the bread and be nasty but the peanut butter creates a buffer so it’s in prime condition

Dude black widow showed me how to make a sandwich

You’re welcome, citizen

oh my god

This is why I come here.

(Source: the-fault-in-our-star-lord, via jeanskirchsteins)

rumspice:

errthang-designer:

vogue-pussyxo:

God bless him.

He is an angel, a legend, a soldier and just a beautiful fucking person.

Bless him

(Source: augenss, via booksbeachesandboybands)

"What is up with Giving Tree here?”

(Source: peterquill, via bioticbear)

Anonymous: Myers-Briggs personality type?

coolator:

NOGF

onthelosingside:

cloisteredself:

if you are not utterly heart melted by these two, what the fuck is wrong with you.

This is the cutest thing I have ever seen. 

(Source: hiddlesy, via wisecraxx)

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